History of Rose Brigade

Origins
The Rose Brigade started off as a modest gathering of peers in the mornings before the Academy. Over the course of the first year the Brigade gathered members from across the land. Soon the Rose Brigade had enough man power to claim a table in the Rotunda, the table they claimed was named the Round Table, with a table under their belt and enough men to work through the Academy, The Brigade was at peace...

The T-1000 Strikes
Peace was not long kept, a robot from 300 years in the future came back in time to stop The Brigade from saving the world. This robot was named The Ojeda-Nator, for weeks the machine plagued the Round Table with his horrific presence driving off any chance of renown, coin, and pussy. One of the young leaders of the Rose Brigade tried reasoning with the diabolic construct, but it proved futile. Finally The Brigade had enough, so the council members created a law of banishment and thus the robot was exiled and was never seen again.

Civil War
After the Ojeda-Nator was banished, the Brigade enjoyed a time of harmony, but it quickly came to an end after one of the members, a young scientist named Salados tried inventing a weapon of mass destruction, designed to make everyone on earth cringe for eternity. The Brigade then banished him and his weapon from the Round Table, Salados then realized the folly of his ways and re-built the machine to protect us from the evil force of cringe.

The Brigade's Enemy
After Salados rebuilt the doomsday machine into a defense system, The Brigade garnered some unwanted attention from The Cringe Lords. Normally every human being has a little cringe inside, just like salt, but The Lords were different in the fact that they were made of 100% pure cringe. The Lords offered The Brigade a chance to surrender themselves and join them in world domination, The Brigade stood stalwart and refused, this angered many of The Cringe Lords, especially Stern. Stern lead a raid on Round Table during a time of feast, armed with a furry tail and fedora, the damage was catastrophic. Many acolytes of The Brigade died of cringe overload, some of those lucky enough of to survive still face mental trauma. The Brigade's chance at pussy was once again squandered.