Muslim

Martyr of the Jihad
It has been long known that the Muslim has been among the ranks of the clan since its initial inception so many cycles ago. Throughout recorded text, Sufyan has been around since 2006 A.D.; approximately around the time of the Elementarion/Middleoscele Periods. If you see Sufyan; remember to "call him a Muslim" [as is] custom in the Brigade. Also, give him a little man-handling to let him know that we cherish his company whenever we use him for gas money.

True Neutrality
A [Sufyan] Suflanoceris Saracen; has been known to agree on anything that is being said at the moment; with it's spoken phrase being "Yeah I remember that!", when it was neither there nor did [it] know what was honestly being said at the moment of any casual conversation about anything relevant to those of the discussion. Scientists attribute this function as a defense mechanism to keep the Sufyan's intrigue away from it and to discourage it from being gradually isolated from the chat. This took the species a very long time to develop this sentient ability as Sufyans are generally attributed to be innate; discouraging, greedy, isolating and general cucksof any group. If given enough shekels, a Sufyan will be more than willing to become a hireling and will vouch under loyal servitude as willing as the Sufyan is to its master. The Rose Brigade encountered one such specimen; and has since then been nourishing it to become the Muslim we all know and love today... Sufyan Kuckwal.

Sexual Debauchery
Sufyan has been known to exist in perpetual pussyfication. Many women have tried to break Sufyan's binding oath with Allah with their immaculately smooth and lubricated love holes. Sufyan time and time again has generally refused; using his handsome wiles and charismatic charm to woe them into a friend-zone. Sufyan has delved into a deep chasm of human inebriation and self-satisfaction. He does occasional Weedand other recreational psychedelics/liquor with friends outside the Rose Brigade's range of view. It is unknown truly to anyone who it is that the musilm is with at any given moment; as he does not disclose any information other that he is "with" a grill and smoking weed.